tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

so tell me more about the sex

Gumby says:

i didn't fit and i was in a lot of pain, i really wouldn't call it sex but all my friends are

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

how long did it last?

Gumby says:

like 5 seconds cause we couldn't get it in

Gumby says:

plus he was like we're gonna try to do this from the side cause it won't look as suspious if someone walks in so i just ended up getting on top of him and trying

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

damn

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

thats a bummer

Gumby says:

ya it was

Gumby says:

o well there will be other times

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

yeah

Gumby says:

so how's that girl that you took to see rocky horror?

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

eh

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

she's ok

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

really nice

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

but doesnt want a relationship

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

i dont know how she feels about sex though yet

Gumby says:

ahh the good don't want a relationship

Gumby says:

old*

Gumby says:

i say find out about the sex, a fuck buddy is better than no fuck buddy

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

i just need a girl who'll let me cum on her tits, thats all

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

even if theres no sex, that will do

Gumby says:

haha

Gumby says:

i'm sure a girl will let you if you proposition them right

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

whatever

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

rebecca?

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

i think your really sweet.....

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

can i cum all over your tits?

Gumby says:

hmm, i dunno what's in it for me?

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

anything you want?

Gumby says:

sweet deal

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

ill put my tongue, hands or cock anywhere you want

Gumby says:

you had me at tongue

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

yeah?

Gumby says:

ohh ya

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

what hole do you want it in first?

Gumby says:

that's a hard decision

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

there isnt a place it hasnt tried at least once already

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

so dont hold back

Gumby says:

ohh i won't

Gumby says:

you can make the first decision

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

as long as i can get you down on your knees, pushing your tits together while i shoot round after round of cum onto you, ill put it wherever you want

Gumby says:

ok

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

heh, i was with this girl once that told me that if i didnt eat out both her pussy and her ass, id never be allowed to see her again

Gumby says:

EWWW

Gumby says:

people take shits out of tht

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

she cleaned

Gumby says:

still theres shit in there

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

naw, i mean she rreeeally cleaned, and it not like i was digging in there

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

lols

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

gross

Gumby says:

lols

Gumby says:

it's still gross

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

eh, i got a lot in return, so i didnt really mind

Gumby says:

that's good

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

you should fly down here

Gumby says:

it's too expensive

Gumby says:

are you coming up for the winter break?

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

naw

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

not coming up till spring

Gumby says:

lame

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

i know

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

thats why you should come here

Gumby says:

i have no money what so ever

Gumby says:

i drink too much

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

even better

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

we'll have massive drunk sex

Gumby says:

that'd be nice

Gumby says:

i say you fly up here for a few days

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

cant

Gumby says:

why not?

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

too fucking lazy thats why

Gumby says:

haha so am i

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

i do think youre a really sweet girl though

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

honestly

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

i dont just want to fuck you

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

your cool

Gumby says:

sweet

Gumby says:

i think you're really the only guy that's ever said that to me, (pls excuse the cliches)

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

honestly, i think your a really cool chick

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

granted, you are also a chick who's legs i want to spead, lube the fuck up and fuck you until you cum like crazy

Gumby says:

hhaha

Gumby says:

well you might just have to wait on that

tepper, the man behind the green curtain says:

bummer

Gumby says:

well spring isn't that far away